Thursday, January 28, 2010

Super High Me


30-days of non-stop pot

Caught my attention while browsing through rows of DVDs here in Sovanna and thought, "Hey, sounds kinda like an "info-movie". *kaching* got it wrapped and i just bought a DVD which i have not seen and heard of. it's actually a parody of "Super Size Me", where this dude goes on consuming McDonald's three meals a day, the average amount of meal to be taken by a person. trying to prove what sorta consequences will thsi McDiet have on a person, Spurlock endures the moment of truth. here in Super High Me, Doug Benson goes without smoking pot for 30 days, and then smokes pot for the next 30 days. Doug, a stand-up comedian ,is a former Stoner of the Year and #2 Pot Comic in the USA. he is also one of the creators of The Marijuana-Logues, a parody of The Vagina Monologues. in this hillarious experiment, he will undergo several tests, such as Psychic Tests, SAT exams, Sperm Count tests and many others to be compared when he is high and not high.


 now that's a major difference

being a stand-up comedian, Doug travels throughout America doing his thang, whilst talking about his adventure and movie. California has made it legal to have "Dispensaries", where marijuana medications are sold to patients (Proposition 215 under the California law). there are pills, liquids, lip balms, sprays, etc that are solld by these dispensaries. it is ideal for those who cant smoke it, as one would argue that Mary Jane can help cure or prevent chronic pains, depression, nausea, HIV (wtf?!!?), whining and what ever the doctor says is appropriate. interesting?... you be the judge. then, the Prince of Pot was introduced. meet Marc Emery, a Canadian cannabis advocate. i cant imagine how the Prince hails from Canada where bongs and pipes and other cannabis related stuff are ILLEGAL. amazing!


 Los Ganjales - the sacred town

one interesting part of the movie is when Doug was introduced to "The Volcano", another method in smoking pot. out in the market, there are "Bongs", "The Submarine", "Joints", and so forth. this method is pretty intricate as it involves. The Volcano Vaporizer that releases essential vapors from the ganja up into an air-tight bag. an eye-opener, really. but i still think that this machinery is used for other purposes. haha.


 Doug & The Volcano


 The Volcano Vaporizer

being a noob at this topic, it was really an eye-opener and the way they portray the essence and goodness of marijuana, makes it all very debatable in every sense, may it be medical-wise, intelligent-wise and comic-wise. get a hold of this movie, sit and learn, watch and observe; no fingers to be pointed at me for "encouraging".


 Mary portrays herself in different forms

 have fun watching the movie. leave a footnote.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Library of Human Imagination

got a tip on a very interesting subject here - The Library of Human Imagination. yes, from a very internet-savvy colleague. presenting to you, Jay Walker's Library of Human Imagination.


 part of the library - notice the glowing blue lights on the glass panel?

Jay Walker, founder of Priceline.com; is one very successful dotcom entrepeneur. he built and curated this library based on one simple thought - the human imagination. original artifacts dating centuries ago is part of his collection. from typewriters to bibles to a real satellite (the Sputnik), Jay has been collecting these "items" for more than 20 years ago. just like me, i have been collecting "junk" like 10 years ago (although nothing close to what he have) and have no where to put them. i was stuck, but not Jay. Mr. Walker decided to built a building just for his "treasures". and that is how the Library was created. Human Imagination is a terminology very often used by many, having to think back and WONDER, how on earth did they think about that? this library can seriously answer any question that you might have when you were a kid. the highlight of this library would be the glass panels around the library which lights up more writings and manuscripts that you can ever imagine.



i just wanna be at the doorstep!

according to Jay, only a handful of guests are allowed in, and it has to be selected. its not a public library. this genius work has been hiding since it was built and was only revealed to the public recently at a talkshow - Ted.com. the video will be available here, at the end of this alright. so, who wants to have a library like this?



artifacts 


super cool; looks like ancient Neolitic drawings


heres the video of the talk show Ted.com; where Jay Walker revealed his most intimate secret.





"You don't own the books, the books own you."

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Discovery Channel - The World is Just Awesome Sequel

and this is the Sequel of the AWESOMEST song and commercial thus far.






the breakdown...

Scene 1: the astronauts return
Scene 2: Deadliest Catch
Scene 3: Zac Sunderland - Youngest person to sail solo around the world
Scene 4: an F-16 pilot
Scene 5: a random Egyptian
Scene 6: Japanese Taiko drummers
Scene 7: random kids singing arm-in-arm
Scene 8: Swords
Scene 9: Animal Planet - Charissa singing "I love the lemur eyes"
Scene 10: Beyond Tomorrow - Dean Kamen, inventor of the Segway
Scene 11: Planet Earth
Scene 12: Planet Earth
Scene 13: Storm Chasers
Scene 14: MythBusters
Scene 15: Optimus Prime cameo
Scene 16: Dirty Jobs
Scene 17: space shuttle launching
Scene 18: roller-coaster junky
Scene 19: Build It Bigger
Scene 20: Planet Earth
Scene 21: Indians celebrating Holi
Scene 22: Survivorman
Scene 23: Cash Cab
Scene 24: random fireworks across the world
Scene 25: hopefully we will see more of the astronauts next time...

and the lyrics...

(Dialogue)
Astronaut 1: Man, I cannot get that song out of my head.
Astronaut 2: Totally, I’m going again.
(Melody begins, astronauts begin to sing)
Astronaut 2: I love the mountains,
Astronaut 1: I love the sun so bright.
 
I love the mountains,
I love the sun so bright,
I love crustatceans,
I love the stars at night,
I love the whole world,
So many things to see;
Boom De ah Da 
 
Boom De ah Da 
Boom De ah Da  
Boom De ah Da 

I love to CATCH fish,
I love the lemur eyes,
I love the future,
I love when humans fly,
I love the WHOOOLE world,
No place I'd rather be;

Boom De ah Da  
Boom De ah Da 
Boom De ah Da  
Boom De ah Da 

(Still Dirty, still loving it)

I love to blast off.
I LOVE ADRENALINE!
I love the big bang,
I love where air is thin,
I love the whole world,
And being part of it.

BOOM DE AH DAH
BOOM DE AH DAH
BOOM DE AH DAH
BOOM DE AH DAH



yup, thats right - the TV commercial





BOOM DE AH DA! 

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Discovery Channel - The World is Just Awesome

BOOM DE AH DA!

the first time i laid my eyes on this commercial while channel surfing, it straightaway hit me.

IT IS AWESOME!

i loved it so much, this is the breakdown of the TV shows that were in the commercial.

the breakdown...

Scene 1. random astronauts
Scene 2. Build It Bigger
Scene 3. Shark Week
Scene 4. Survivorman
Scene 5. Hong Kong Skylights
Scene 6. Deadliest Catch
Scene 7. Going Tribal
Scene 8. random surfer
Scene 9. Dirty Jobs
Scene 10. come fast
Scene 11. Unearthing Ancient Secrets
Scene 12. Monks in Nepal
Scene 13. Planet Earth
Scene 14. Dilated People's concert
Scene 15. Future Weapons
Scene 16. Storm Chasers
Scene 17. Man vs Wild
Scene 18. Raging Planet
Scene 19. Planet Earth
Scene 20. random fireworks by the beach
Scene 21. MythBusters
Scene 22. Stephen Hawking
Scene 23. Planet Earth
Scene 24. random astronauts... again!

and here are the lyrics...

(Dialogue)
Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?
Astronaut 2: Nope.
Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to...
Astronaut 2: Break into song?
Astronaut 1: Yep.
 

I love the mountains,
I love the clear blue skies,
I love big bridges,
I love when great whites fly,
I love the whole world,
And all its sights and sounds;
Boom de yada, boom de yada
Boom de yada, boom de yada

I love the oceans,
I love real dirty things,
I love to go fast,
I love Egyptian kings,
I love the whole world,
And all its craziness;
Boom de yada, boom de yada
Boom de yada, boom de yada

I love tornadoes,
I love arachnids,
I love hot magma,
I love the giant squids,
I love the whole world,
It’s such a brilliant place…
Boom de yada, boom de yada
Boom de yada, boom de yada

 

finally, the TV commercial...









Friday, January 22, 2010

landmines - thank you usoa

something to ponder about. well,  i seriously think that landmines are not for playing. there are many Khmers out there who are mine-victims having losing their leg(s) and still there trying to make a living. lend a hand.

Cambodian Mine Action Centre
CMAC

Mine Action
E-MINE



 we need footballers here!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Krabi - Parte Dos

Wat Tham Seua aka The Tiger Cave




Krabi Town - what an amazing temple this is.there is a new pagoda being built and it looks magnificent! Wat Tham Seua is a place to be in Krabi Town. enter the Tiger Cave to have a look at amazing Buddha statues and also a skeleton with a tale behind it. dont really remember what was it about. monkeys are galore here. so watch out the banana you have been munching since you arrived. not forgetting those peanuts.






first glance at this sign and i was up for it. and yes, i eventually arrived at the summit and it was simply breathtaking. not only was the view from hundred of meters above the ground but literally i was panting! some steps are so steep that you are practically crawling up the steps. take a breather and enjoy the scenic view of the Krabi province. its just refreshing. even had a friend as company as we walked up the steps. the monk was going up to stay a night at the temple. we chatted and took breathers until we reached the top. very friendly guy with awesome tatts.



somebody call 9 1 1...







i had to cam-whore to prove i was up there. the Buddha statue was amazing, sitting serenely above everybody. the Pagoda was huge and gold. it was just awesome being up here. there were look-out points as well. honestly, it was well worth the walk, which took almost 45 minutes. how high was Batu Caves in Malaysia again? but nothing beats these steps up.try it... you have to!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Krabi - Parte Uno

it was one of those period of time where i needed a vacation so badly and the BEACH was the answer! headed to Krabi couple of weeks ago and it was awesome! the sea was three-toned and the sand was white, soft and inviting. Ao Nang was the place where i went and at first thought after zooming through the town on a soengthaw was, "DAMN, its commercialized as hell! and look at that farang walking around topless". its literally a farang town. locals are a handful, banglas are galore and the whites were more literally scattered every inch of this small town. got a guesthouse for 650 baht and that is to be my home for the next few days.


 partner in crime 1

 
 partner in crime 2


first stop was a street-side foodstall that was edible. i mean, the food was alright - no complains. started walking around, measuring every inch of the town with me eyes and decided to hop on a boat to Koh Railay. the long-tail boat was the best way to go and not longer than 20 minutes i was there. the boat made the first stop and i thought this was it, once look and i was wondering what is so interesting about this beach. to my relieve, the captain said this is not Koh Railay, it was something else; Railay was the next stop. dropped myself off the boat and i thought to myself, "Oh, now i get it". farangs again at every angle of view! boatmen were playing takraw by the beach and i felt so tempted to join them. for those of you who didnt know, i USED to play takraw back in primary school; represented the school team as a matter of fact. so, i decided not to and just walked around the beach and into the food and beverage junction. Koh Railay is famous for its mountains, never fails to attract rock climbers from all over the world. the best part of it is the sunset; at a certain corner of this island (where you must take a boat to or climb through wet and greasy and slimy rocks). many mentioned that it is worth the extra cash to get a boat there to experience this "mystique" sunset. too bad i didnt have that extra cash and so, i skipped.


 now it looks secluded


the Green-Tail Armada


back at Ao Nang, it was sunset and it sure did caught my attention. being a sucker for sunsets and the horizon, i started snapping like i had fits. though i had seen even more eye-bobbling, mouth-opened of the sun setting, it was, still, amazing - speechless.


 i'm such a sucker for this


 tail boats helping out the scene


 if one says that Ao Nang is a shopping paradise, i would think so. but being Asian me self, bargaining flows through our arteries. somehow it makes you think that it is not cheap, and im pretty sure it is not. bangladeshis, pakistanis and indians were the main hustlers here. though their convincing skills are not put into much practice yet, their accent just puts you off. and this is why i said that locals are a handful in this place. this is the town where prices are based on the USD, a little painful for me yea. well, at least there was this restaurant that was priced pretty reasonably. when i say reasonable, you farangs have no worries about it; you can afford it! it serves local thai cuisine with a hint of western food. sadly, i dont remember the name of the restaurant but it is located in front of the beach. look out for a sign outside that says "Smoke here". yes, its a non-smoking joint and they reserved a space for you to smoke outside. a day gone, a couple left...

i made a trip to the Hong Islands, pocket burnt at 1200 bath. the trip takes the jim-bang to 4 islands away from Ao Nang. Koh Daeng -- Koh Rai -- Koh Lading -- Koh Hong. the first stop was Daeng Island where snorkeling was on the to-do list. the seas were rough and i found it difficult to snorkel. three types of fish species i saw, and a couple of coral beds - back in the boat i went. it was simply to rough for snorkeling. it was an experienced though, aside that i was drinking gallons of salt water. mind you that the amount of salt in the Andaman Sea is ridiculously high. back on the boat, as my skin dried off from the sea water, particles of salt can be found trapped on my hairy hands. and yes, you can have a tequila shot if you want. just lick the salt off your own hand and down it - lime/lemon is optional.


look at that split mountain

the next stop was the secluded Rai Island. patch of sand and funky rock formations. it was cool actually. snorkeling can be done as well, as the fishes do come close to the beach. it was pure relaxation; a date with the sun and sun-block. i named this island the "Mushroom Island" because of nature's gift.


vanishing point


fishies


the weird rock formation aka Mushroom Island


weird tree bark formation


tan time was over and we headed off to another island. this time, it was Lading Islang aka Paradise Island. yes, its my own opinion of the island; lunch was served and it was pretty tasty too. not bad actually. this is where the Marine Police camped out with a spliff in hand. i think they are trading. it was like a lagoon. the three-toned sea color was simply amazing. photo session in progress.


its two-toned here. wait...

 
can you see it? three-toned!

 
ja man...

 
forget Monaco... long-tail rocks!

next stop, and the final stop, was Hong Island itself. at first, the boat took us in a tour of the island, going around it and entering a lagoon. lagoon was awesome though. then it docked. this was the kayaking part of the tour. they even have a Komodo Dragon on this island! ONE! as i bounced my way to the toilet, i bumped into the dragon... WTF. thankfully it was tame, had a caretaker standing around. my first time seeing one. and god-damn, that tongue was slithery LONG! i still managed to pee and head back out to the beach.

Kayaking it is! it was fun! the last time i hopped on a kayak was in Vang Vieng. it was like deja vu. forgetting one accident where another kayak bump straight into my skinny arm that left me bruised for a while is something i could not get my mind over. it blardy hurts! the kayak trip was awesome, rough seas & high tides made it so challenging but still managed to pierce through the waters. remember the lagoon i was talking about? yes, that was the kayak's destination. having to manouevre the kayak along with ongoing and incoming boats and long-tails was pretty daunting; got through it somehow. the lagoon was awesome. swimming is allowed but i spotted a jelly fish in it and decided not to hit the waters. it was a pretty huge jelly fish, looking good too. just when i thought it was time to head back using the same direction, the tour guide started howling at me, pointing at the opposite direction. O.K. holding up my pedal. everybody was supposed to kayak the whole island! woo-hoooo! excited i was, i started peddling. taking breaks to soak in the scenic mountains, the blazing sun and the salty sea water... it was paradise. something i wanna do and live for the rest of my life.

*SNAP* shit, the kayak is floating off course. diverted and as the kayak hit the part of the sea where the waters were against it, it was tiring i say. kayaking against the current is messed up! still, i dont see my arms getting bigger. back at the beach, rested, breathe fresh air and it was the long boat ride back to Ao Nang. it was fantastic. amazing. awesome. enchanting.


so long Ao Nang

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

2010, another start...

here i am, doing it again - stopped blogging. well, i think blogging to me is an on and off thingy. a certain period of time i will be frantically blogging about everything and then, swoooosh... silence. quite a number of interesting events did occur since i stopped blogging. i would say interesting as it involves a holiday trip, a new phone, a new life and pretty much a new beginning. not too bad i would say, the way i started out 2010.

i should start  with my new toy. =D

Blackberry Bold 9000
Pocket Burnt @ 338$




i'm currently on the Maxis BB Plan but still waiting for the Prepaid BB from hello, here in Cambodia. it was my Christmas present!! not from anyone though... but from ME! hahah. i gave me self a gift. am i too lonely here in Phnom Penh? hahaah.

its a Smart Phone, a little too smart at times and sometimes the obvious are not there. typing is pretty tricky and the keyboard is something to get used to. not too good at writing reviews but below are my pros and cons of the new toy:

PROS: perfect business-like phone; instant emails; great free chatting (BBM); very-very personal (personalization is too detailed)

CONS: big bulky smart ass; need BB services to activate BBM; trackball feels like its gonna pop-out.


overall, its a smart phone, but try not to get outsmart-ed  by this baby. personalization is the key word. its like redecorating your mobile office. funny enough, this is not the most expensive phone i ever bought! one that i spent almost RM2000 was a Motorola. heck, its so old that i dont even remember the model number nor can i find the phone on the internet. haha. well, it was hip at that time - ability to change the screen color; 3 choices.


I LOVE ME BBbold9k