Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Krabi - Parte Uno

it was one of those period of time where i needed a vacation so badly and the BEACH was the answer! headed to Krabi couple of weeks ago and it was awesome! the sea was three-toned and the sand was white, soft and inviting. Ao Nang was the place where i went and at first thought after zooming through the town on a soengthaw was, "DAMN, its commercialized as hell! and look at that farang walking around topless". its literally a farang town. locals are a handful, banglas are galore and the whites were more literally scattered every inch of this small town. got a guesthouse for 650 baht and that is to be my home for the next few days.


 partner in crime 1

 
 partner in crime 2


first stop was a street-side foodstall that was edible. i mean, the food was alright - no complains. started walking around, measuring every inch of the town with me eyes and decided to hop on a boat to Koh Railay. the long-tail boat was the best way to go and not longer than 20 minutes i was there. the boat made the first stop and i thought this was it, once look and i was wondering what is so interesting about this beach. to my relieve, the captain said this is not Koh Railay, it was something else; Railay was the next stop. dropped myself off the boat and i thought to myself, "Oh, now i get it". farangs again at every angle of view! boatmen were playing takraw by the beach and i felt so tempted to join them. for those of you who didnt know, i USED to play takraw back in primary school; represented the school team as a matter of fact. so, i decided not to and just walked around the beach and into the food and beverage junction. Koh Railay is famous for its mountains, never fails to attract rock climbers from all over the world. the best part of it is the sunset; at a certain corner of this island (where you must take a boat to or climb through wet and greasy and slimy rocks). many mentioned that it is worth the extra cash to get a boat there to experience this "mystique" sunset. too bad i didnt have that extra cash and so, i skipped.


 now it looks secluded


the Green-Tail Armada


back at Ao Nang, it was sunset and it sure did caught my attention. being a sucker for sunsets and the horizon, i started snapping like i had fits. though i had seen even more eye-bobbling, mouth-opened of the sun setting, it was, still, amazing - speechless.


 i'm such a sucker for this


 tail boats helping out the scene


 if one says that Ao Nang is a shopping paradise, i would think so. but being Asian me self, bargaining flows through our arteries. somehow it makes you think that it is not cheap, and im pretty sure it is not. bangladeshis, pakistanis and indians were the main hustlers here. though their convincing skills are not put into much practice yet, their accent just puts you off. and this is why i said that locals are a handful in this place. this is the town where prices are based on the USD, a little painful for me yea. well, at least there was this restaurant that was priced pretty reasonably. when i say reasonable, you farangs have no worries about it; you can afford it! it serves local thai cuisine with a hint of western food. sadly, i dont remember the name of the restaurant but it is located in front of the beach. look out for a sign outside that says "Smoke here". yes, its a non-smoking joint and they reserved a space for you to smoke outside. a day gone, a couple left...

i made a trip to the Hong Islands, pocket burnt at 1200 bath. the trip takes the jim-bang to 4 islands away from Ao Nang. Koh Daeng -- Koh Rai -- Koh Lading -- Koh Hong. the first stop was Daeng Island where snorkeling was on the to-do list. the seas were rough and i found it difficult to snorkel. three types of fish species i saw, and a couple of coral beds - back in the boat i went. it was simply to rough for snorkeling. it was an experienced though, aside that i was drinking gallons of salt water. mind you that the amount of salt in the Andaman Sea is ridiculously high. back on the boat, as my skin dried off from the sea water, particles of salt can be found trapped on my hairy hands. and yes, you can have a tequila shot if you want. just lick the salt off your own hand and down it - lime/lemon is optional.


look at that split mountain

the next stop was the secluded Rai Island. patch of sand and funky rock formations. it was cool actually. snorkeling can be done as well, as the fishes do come close to the beach. it was pure relaxation; a date with the sun and sun-block. i named this island the "Mushroom Island" because of nature's gift.


vanishing point


fishies


the weird rock formation aka Mushroom Island


weird tree bark formation


tan time was over and we headed off to another island. this time, it was Lading Islang aka Paradise Island. yes, its my own opinion of the island; lunch was served and it was pretty tasty too. not bad actually. this is where the Marine Police camped out with a spliff in hand. i think they are trading. it was like a lagoon. the three-toned sea color was simply amazing. photo session in progress.


its two-toned here. wait...

 
can you see it? three-toned!

 
ja man...

 
forget Monaco... long-tail rocks!

next stop, and the final stop, was Hong Island itself. at first, the boat took us in a tour of the island, going around it and entering a lagoon. lagoon was awesome though. then it docked. this was the kayaking part of the tour. they even have a Komodo Dragon on this island! ONE! as i bounced my way to the toilet, i bumped into the dragon... WTF. thankfully it was tame, had a caretaker standing around. my first time seeing one. and god-damn, that tongue was slithery LONG! i still managed to pee and head back out to the beach.

Kayaking it is! it was fun! the last time i hopped on a kayak was in Vang Vieng. it was like deja vu. forgetting one accident where another kayak bump straight into my skinny arm that left me bruised for a while is something i could not get my mind over. it blardy hurts! the kayak trip was awesome, rough seas & high tides made it so challenging but still managed to pierce through the waters. remember the lagoon i was talking about? yes, that was the kayak's destination. having to manouevre the kayak along with ongoing and incoming boats and long-tails was pretty daunting; got through it somehow. the lagoon was awesome. swimming is allowed but i spotted a jelly fish in it and decided not to hit the waters. it was a pretty huge jelly fish, looking good too. just when i thought it was time to head back using the same direction, the tour guide started howling at me, pointing at the opposite direction. O.K. holding up my pedal. everybody was supposed to kayak the whole island! woo-hoooo! excited i was, i started peddling. taking breaks to soak in the scenic mountains, the blazing sun and the salty sea water... it was paradise. something i wanna do and live for the rest of my life.

*SNAP* shit, the kayak is floating off course. diverted and as the kayak hit the part of the sea where the waters were against it, it was tiring i say. kayaking against the current is messed up! still, i dont see my arms getting bigger. back at the beach, rested, breathe fresh air and it was the long boat ride back to Ao Nang. it was fantastic. amazing. awesome. enchanting.


so long Ao Nang

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

2010, another start...

here i am, doing it again - stopped blogging. well, i think blogging to me is an on and off thingy. a certain period of time i will be frantically blogging about everything and then, swoooosh... silence. quite a number of interesting events did occur since i stopped blogging. i would say interesting as it involves a holiday trip, a new phone, a new life and pretty much a new beginning. not too bad i would say, the way i started out 2010.

i should start  with my new toy. =D

Blackberry Bold 9000
Pocket Burnt @ 338$




i'm currently on the Maxis BB Plan but still waiting for the Prepaid BB from hello, here in Cambodia. it was my Christmas present!! not from anyone though... but from ME! hahah. i gave me self a gift. am i too lonely here in Phnom Penh? hahaah.

its a Smart Phone, a little too smart at times and sometimes the obvious are not there. typing is pretty tricky and the keyboard is something to get used to. not too good at writing reviews but below are my pros and cons of the new toy:

PROS: perfect business-like phone; instant emails; great free chatting (BBM); very-very personal (personalization is too detailed)

CONS: big bulky smart ass; need BB services to activate BBM; trackball feels like its gonna pop-out.


overall, its a smart phone, but try not to get outsmart-ed  by this baby. personalization is the key word. its like redecorating your mobile office. funny enough, this is not the most expensive phone i ever bought! one that i spent almost RM2000 was a Motorola. heck, its so old that i dont even remember the model number nor can i find the phone on the internet. haha. well, it was hip at that time - ability to change the screen color; 3 choices.


I LOVE ME BBbold9k

Monday, December 14, 2009

freaking out




YES I AM!!!

My First...

time driving a car in Cambodia. Phnom Penh to be precise... well, it wasnt a long drive or a road full of horrendous drivers and riders... it was at night. well, 3 of us went for dinner and the initial driver was too drunk to drive... so i offered. he had his poison... WINE. lol. so, there i was, behind the wheels for the first time. felt really weird... its left-hand drive here in Cambo... so, as expected... was very tempting to drive on the left side of the road. took off, made a few turns, stuck behind some traffic... so far so good. it wasnt so bad after all. well, i cant compare that night with the peak hours during a workign day of course. it was my first... and a point was brought up; i have committed in total 5 offences on my first time! wtf??!?! below is the list...

1. Driving Under the Influence (DUI)
2. Driving without a license
3. Driving while using the mobile phone
4. Beating a red light 
5. Driving without a safety belt on

hmmm... i think i would have been in jail for life and fines up to millions of Riels if caught. dammit!

LOL!

Khmer Wedding Dinner

,i just attended my first Khmer wedding dinner last night at Toul Kork Center and i got drunk. how nice. well, it was one of my Manager's wedding and some of our staffs were there and thats when things can get pretty ugly, knowing how this Khmers drink alco. arrived with Susan around 7pm, horrendous traffic was the main reason we were late. there was another wedding at Mondial Center as well, hence the bad traffic.

arrived...

was greeted by Bona and brought in by him as well. some of the boys were there, Makara, Syed and Wendy. table loaded, food served. this is how Khmer wedding dinners work - food will only be served when the table is FULL (10 pax). if ur sitting alone, bad choice. go make friends and join their table. typical Khmer food was served as appetizers, then came the fish, the duck, the rice and thats all i can remember. i was tipsy by then.

there was a choice - Angkor Beer OR Red Label. those who know me would know the answer right on the get go. and for those who didnt know, i chose Red Label. that was my drink the whole night, with sips of Angkor that i have no idea how it got into my glass. one table would have one Red Label. i have no idea how my boys did it, but we had three. and all were gone!

the sad thing was i only lasted like 2 hours then i KOed. wtf... and i heard stories that i didnt remember of... skeptical... oh well... alcos will understand me... right?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

of Malaysians and Courtesy

COURTEOUS  is like a rude word in malaysia, nobody uses it, heck applies it. every morning, drivers will be cutting queues leading to traffic lights, commuters barging in the LRT not letting others out first, and other daily routines we malaysians selfishly do.

i was just in Singapore a week or so back, and i noticed their MRT doors had stickers of their favorite local character named Phua Chu Kang, with a speech bubble that says "Let others alight first". ok, those are not the exact words but its along that line. thats fantastic... Singaporeans do practise that... except that handful of "kiasu" commuters. NOW, in Malaysia, we have the LRT... they do as much as they can to educate the people about this matter; drawing yellow lines with arrows, indicating where you should stand and so forth, having small stickers that says "Let others alight first" (yes, its along this line) and also PA. Malaysians being Malaysians, we dont see things like that and we dont hear things like this. as the train arrives, doors open... BARGE!!!!! 

havent any of us heard of this line...

GIVE WAY, TO GET WAY


point noted... credit to the handful of Malaysians that practices COURTESY... kudos to ya'll!

bla bla bla

i was just reading Bayon Pearnik's downloaded version of their December 09 issue and this actually caught my attention. be prepared...

Don't know if this is just a coincidence or if I'm getting paranoid,but …

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken
Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse
Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig
Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs/humans around the globe.

It gets worse........

Next year......

2010 - Chinese year of the Cock
what could possibly go wrong............?


WTF?!?!?

such an open-ended question... what could?? wouldnt we all want/need to know... hopefully males wont be asked to strip down to their boxers/underwear at the airports.





6 months on... what have i possibly done/seen in Cambodia for this time-flying experience? there are numerous... should i list it down... i think i should. it will sound a little wimpy but heck, i dont care! here goes...

1. Have never seen traffic thsi maddening in my life! vehicles come from literally all directions and there is no right or wrong... unless the authorities are eyeing you from atop a tree.

2. Have never been a pillion rider so often in my life (im in my late twenties)... as i recall, i only pillioned like a handful of times back home in Malaysia.

3. I OWNED a crash helmet! what?!?!? its essential, riding pillion with a cap and sunglasses just wont do it.

4. I have been spoilt by having me dad to cook dinner for me almost every night back home... but over here... its self-service. practically cooking every other night in Phnom Penh.

5. Having 50 Khmer staffs under me is kinda terrifying. just need to get into their good books.

6. Speaking Khmer English is hillarious, but that is how it works here. remove 'S' when possible. then i figured, Khmers do not pronounce the 'S' simply because Cambodia was a French colony; and the French do not pronounce the 'S' in English too. excusable. but what about Thailand? nobody ever conquered them but they still dont pronounce the 'S'. reason?

7. Never felt so lonely...

8. Fav past times for tuk-tuk and motodup riders are "kicking their own slippers as far as one can, leaving the other in shame". beating each other up is another one too... playfully of course; Khmer boxing style.

9. Am nto somebody crowned the "Knighthood" by the Queen of England... but they tend to think i am. everywhere is "SIR...", "tuk-tuk SIR", "moto, SIR"... priviledge i never got back home.

10. Seeing motorbike riders literally standing up as they ride on, having a full load of lime on the back of their motornikes. lorries too... once, this dude got out of lorry and went straight to the top of the lorry, lifting up the electrical lines above so it would not tangle with their goods. key phrase - MAX EVERYTHING OUT!

now, how can i welcome you to Cambodia?